tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1897287362311368816.post7159427673568220344..comments2023-05-07T07:54:47.238-04:00Comments on The Quixotic Hierophant: I Have a Penknife...Bruce, a work in progresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09774281859139642870noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1897287362311368816.post-37439383606982098282008-03-15T19:06:00.000-04:002008-03-15T19:06:00.000-04:00I feel your pain. At least you are not a Fireman, ...I feel your pain. At least you are not a Fireman, giving Fire safety lessons to a class of school children. The fire got out of control- he had started it, for the lesson- & he ended up with 3rd degree burns on his stomach & arms & legs. After initially going into hysterical laughter I did feel sorry for him. Cousin's husband.<BR/>I enjoyed the post about the dogs too. Very familiar territory!meggiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00061112627819270427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1897287362311368816.post-59107052434033344942008-03-14T14:25:00.000-04:002008-03-14T14:25:00.000-04:00Get your ass over to my site and figure out some i...Get your ass over to my site and figure out some interesting questions to ask me. And no, I will not answer the one about my birthmark. Is it me, or has blogger totally sucked canal water this week?Malicious Intenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05477868628325387881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1897287362311368816.post-57197967885657796102008-03-12T14:20:00.000-04:002008-03-12T14:20:00.000-04:00Yeah TM, I'm a safety guy. It was bad enough my ha...Yeah TM, I'm a safety guy. It was bad enough my hand hurt but then I had to have the lady at the hospital ask, "occupation?" Crap.<BR/><BR/>Thanks for that last thought. Gave me a shiver.Bruce, a work in progresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09774281859139642870noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1897287362311368816.post-15100356299723821092008-03-12T12:16:00.000-04:002008-03-12T12:16:00.000-04:00that sucks... arent you a hazard prevention guy fo...that sucks... arent you a hazard prevention guy for your occupation? <BR/><BR/>anyway, dont use that thing to cut a lose thread from the crotch of your jeans.Tequila Mockingbirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10898464891080149448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1897287362311368816.post-21349447113877138012008-03-12T10:11:00.000-04:002008-03-12T10:11:00.000-04:00Moooooooooooooog, I only go in those toy stores wh...Moooooooooooooog, I only go in those toy stores when I'm Christmas shopping for just the right present.<BR/>"Stabbing yourself"? Consider it forgotten.Bruce, a work in progresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09774281859139642870noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1897287362311368816.post-59407265936064129102008-03-12T09:45:00.000-04:002008-03-12T09:45:00.000-04:00I had a similar experience stabbing myself with so...I had a similar experience stabbing myself with something I also got from an adult toy store.<BR/><BR/>Oh...you meant you went to a hardware store...<BR/><BR/>...forget I've said anything.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1897287362311368816.post-80766753321703691522008-03-12T08:50:00.000-04:002008-03-12T08:50:00.000-04:00Awww, come on Mike just a little peck? Alright, ma...Awww, come on Mike just a little peck? Alright, maybe you could just pour a little gin, you know, for medicinal purposes.<BR/>Maybe you could use that electrical expertise to cauterize it for me like they did for the Col.<BR/><BR/>Col that sounds like a nasty one. While I was waiting for my shot I heard them talking in the other exam area. There was a guy in there who had come back to get his stitches out. He had 42 in his hand and arm. Seems he had a run in with a chainsaw. Between him and you I somehow feel inadequate. And forget about the rabies shots, thank you. I never realized booksellers led such dangerous lives.<BR/><BR/>Ouch Mal. Bet that one made it hard to type.<BR/><BR/>MI, cursing? You? My wife carries cooking scars from a candy receipe that she makes every Christmas. Dangerous stuff, but sooo good.<BR/>And don't ya hate it when somebody puts a wall up right in your way while your back was turned?<BR/>Did you see my comment above about the guy with the chainsaw? Perhaps you should reconsider the tools you use when you go on a rampage. Next time use the force Leia.Bruce, a work in progresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09774281859139642870noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1897287362311368816.post-12887140820178809822008-03-12T08:02:00.000-04:002008-03-12T08:02:00.000-04:00hahaha, you are about as graceful as I am. I have ...hahaha, you are about as graceful as I am. I have been to the ER twice in two years for burning my hand while cooking. Amazing how many lovely nerve endings are in your hands and how many vulgar cursing rampages I can go on when I burn said nerve endings. It's not a pretty site. Fortunately I too have training in emergency medicine and saved myself some serious grief. But damn, I do hate getting those obligatory tetanus shots!<BR/><BR/>I walk into walls all the time, so smart does not equal graceful.<BR/>Pretty sure we were seperated at birth.Malicious Intenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05477868628325387881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1897287362311368816.post-84739564459630636562008-03-11T21:06:00.000-04:002008-03-11T21:06:00.000-04:00ps- the lesson there is, do NOT play with bats...ps- the lesson there is, do NOT play with bats...Forrest Properhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15962708844204376272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1897287362311368816.post-17444907494583543752008-03-11T21:05:00.000-04:002008-03-11T21:05:00.000-04:00My profound sympathies. yes, I and sharp objects d...My profound sympathies. yes, I and sharp objects do not mix, to say the least. Can you say severed nerves, stitches, and that electric zap! they give in the ER to cauterize the bleeding...<BR/><BR/>However, tetanus shots, ouch?? Tetanus shots are for sissies. You have to do rabies shots to be An (exceptionally stupid) Man!Forrest Properhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15962708844204376272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1897287362311368816.post-56337669473105963822008-03-11T21:03:00.000-04:002008-03-11T21:03:00.000-04:00I did that last year, practically sliced the tip o...I did that last year, practically sliced the tip of my index finger offMalach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1897287362311368816.post-77264430809857969792008-03-11T20:34:00.000-04:002008-03-11T20:34:00.000-04:00First of all, I'm not offering to kiss it for you....First of all, I'm not offering to kiss it for you. That's just flat effing out of the question. <BR/><BR/>See, I don't have that problem with knives or other such sharp objects, but you put me anywhere near electrical stuff and I am a <I>shocking</I> failure.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12325465720003721471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1897287362311368816.post-1633968970192403632008-03-11T19:30:00.000-04:002008-03-11T19:30:00.000-04:00Aww Kitty, you're sweet. Thanks for the offer. Doe...Aww Kitty, you're sweet. Thanks for the offer. Does strumpet sauce have healing properties?<BR/><BR/>And, yes, I attempted the gate on Saturday and completed it without further incident.Bruce, a work in progresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09774281859139642870noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1897287362311368816.post-56210888931436685022008-03-11T17:44:00.000-04:002008-03-11T17:44:00.000-04:00Oh my word ... you poor thing. I'd offer to kiss ...Oh my word ... you poor thing. I'd offer to kiss it better, but I'm sure you're well on the mend by now :-p Don't do it again!!!<BR/><BR/>Did you manage to get the gate together eventually?<BR/><BR/>xKittyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16259837826944310404noreply@blogger.com