Thursday, April 30, 2009

Call HER a Band Geek. Go Ahead, I Dare Ya.

"...The girl punched one of the men in the nose, kicked the other in the groin and beat both with her large baton before she ran away on Friday morning, officials said..."

This is my favorite part:

"...Deputies searched near Quartz Hill High School for the muggers, looking for a man who was holding his bloodied nose and the other limping..."

Yeah girl!

Can you get this martial arts/self-defense manual on Amazon?


Malach the Merciless said...

Band Brute more like it.

Joey Polanski said...

Beatin off in publick ...

What IS th world comin to?

Bruce, a work in progress said...

Well Mal, she did have a large baton.

Joey Ploanski? THE Joey Polanski? How ya been Joey? Haven't seen you in forever.

Joey Polanski said...

You can always find me on th Polanski Show stage, Bruce.

Cept when Joan Rivers is guest-hostin, that is.

Malicious Intent said...

Speaking on behalf of someone who has been in a high school locker room with cheerleaders and baton twirlers....

Those bitches are NUTS and are far more likely to go postal than those of use who were "weird."

a.) They ate nothing out of fear of getting "fat" so they were always hungry and cranky.

b.) They had to practice, work and keep up with school work, bad grades meant they got booted from their squad.

c.) The social pressure to be perfect was horrid.

d.) The combined pressure made them walking time naturally any fool stupid enough to attack one was unleashing a force of nature one should not toy with. Sorta like the incredible hulk, only the turn pepto pink, not green.

Hey, still not visits? Cannot get in yet? Sent a new invite with alternate email as you instructed. Wassup with the slacking? Need I make a road trip?

Malicious Intent said...

Have you checked out my girlfriend yet?

Joey Polanski said...

I sure hope you got plenny o bread, Bruceski.

Cuz youre sure gettin a heapin helpin o spam here.

Joey Polanski said...

Anothr casualty of Twittr in th blogassfear?


Malicious Intent said...

Know you have not been here. But you have posted about this before. Hope you get his message.

Anonymous said...

Hey there you old bastard!

Can you please e-mail me.

I have something I want to share with you....

:) Thanks!

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