Friday, September 14, 2007

Show your patriotism, go home and f**k!

America seems to have more than enough politicians who sneak around visiting prostitutes, trolling for sex in airport bathrooms and hitting on interns, all while lecturing Americans about morality and trying to regulate what we can and can't do in our own bedrooms. ENOUGH I say!

THIS is the kind of elected official that America needs!

Skip Work, Make Babies, Governor Says

According to this Reuters article, in order to help combat a declining national birth rate, the governor of a Central Russian province told couples to skip work and go home to have sex on September 12th. Any woman that delivers a baby exactly nine months later on June 12th of next year will receive valuable prizes. Some can even win an apartment, a fridge, TVs, or cars. Doesn't matter if the baby is a boy or a girl and even unmarried women can win (though they won't get the BIG prizes).

How refreshing to have a politician tell YOU to have sex rather than tell you NOT to while he tries to get it himself - illegally, immorally or otherwise.

Those zany Russians. What a country!


Joey Polanski said...

And Septembr 12 was a Wednsday this year.

I guess they dont call it "hump day" fer nothin!

Bruce, a work in progress said...

Joey, ain't that the truth!

Shemp, huh? The most underrated and unappreciated stooge.

Thanks for stopping by.


Joey Polanski said...


You belong on th Polanski Show stage, ol boy!