Tuesday, January 1, 2008

And on the Eighth Day...It Was a New Year

Happy New Year Everyone!

I hope that everyone had a safe and fun New Year's Eve. I am looking forward to what I hope will be a wonderful year for all of us.


January 1, 1973

OK Buster: I think I prefer the birds. What the hell am I going to do with 8 milking maids? It's not enough with all those birds and 8 friggin milking maids, but they had to bring their damn cows. There is manure all over the lawn and I can't move in my own house. Just lay off me smartass.



Malach the Merciless said...

Well at least the maids brought their cows

Kitty said...

I dread to think what the maids might have tried to milk if they hadn't brought the cows. :-O x

Buzzardbilly said...

You mean this isn't a lactation fetish song? My disappointment is unbounded.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

i had a great new years eve. i ended up making out with my married friend in the hot tub, but her husband was watching, so it was cool.

DrowseyMonkey said...

Happy New Year! Mine wasn't as eventful as tequila's! I obviously need new friends...with a hot tub!

Bruce, a work in progress said...

Mal, true milkmaid would never leave home without them.

Kitty, yeah, it could've been ugly. If milkmaids don't have their cows around they just start squeezing and pulling on all sorts of things.

Buzz, I can't begin to tell you how sorry I am. So I won't.

TM, you never cease to amaze me. Your life should SO be a cable TV show. And I would SO watch.

DM, we normal humans should try to keep up with Tequila girl. It would kill us.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

you and everyone else. but it would be on like showtime or something because of all the profanity and pornography.

usually i try NOT to make out with married women (it happens though, sometimes it is unavoidable...)

does showtime show graphic hot tub finger banging?

Bruce, a work in progress said...

DM, I definitely meant should NOT in the last post!