January 4, 1973
Listen Fuckhead: What is wrong with you??? ELEVEN lords? They're leaping all over the milking maids and the slut ladies. Some of those broads will never walk again. Those pipers ran through the maids and have been committing sodomy with the cows. All twenty-three of the birds are dead. They've been trampled and/or squashed to death in the orgy. The smell of decaying poulty hangs in the air and all my furniture is covered in feathers. I hope you're satisfied you rotten vicious swine.
Your sworn enemy, Agnes
Friday, January 4, 2008
ELEVEN!
Posted by Bruce, a work in progress at 9:00 AM
Labels: holidays, twelve days of Christmas
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8 comments:
A scenario like this is probably where bird flu sprang from. It's all John's fault. x
Kitty, I always knew that song was annoying but I never considered it might be a world health threat. Call WHO, call CDC!!!
HA! there's some sodomy in my post too. ohhh silly coincidences!
Hey everyone...can I send my neighbor over? The prick is back home already and I think he would fit in with the licking lords, lactating maids and various dead and or smelly things. Let me know, we have plans to use a stun gun and toss him in the back of the truck. I want to make sure he wakes up somewhere worthy. I got some extra fire wood too, if you all need to start a pit fire to help clean up the mess later. I'll bring the marshmallows.
I can picture this in cartoon form
Bruce,
Sending ya some love your way on my late night blog. Malach, might wanna visit.
Oh, what shall tomorrow bring?
Hopefully some breakfast in bed. HA!
LOL
Amusing. :-)
TM, yeah but was it bovine?
MI, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that it sounds like you have some issues with your neighbor. Can't we all just get along? Or we could just break his knees.
Mal, go for it. It will be very popular for next Christmas.
BBC, glad it brought a smile.
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