Tuesday, April 29, 2008

If Only It Weren't True

Just a quick funny. Or maybe not.

A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, 'I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.' I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.'

'Naturally I assumed you had stolen the car.'


Malicious Intent said...

Damn, how did you know about that incident???

You are not worshipping!!!!

Don't start blaming me when you start getting boils.

Bruce, a work in progress said...

You know, I thought that sounded like you but then I read about all that stuff on the back of the car and thought nah, couldn't be.

Boils? Maybe THAT'S what it is. Oh...nevermind.

Malach the Merciless said...

Wow, this makes me want to be a cop!

Vicki said...

That is too funny! Seriously boils, huh? Feeling kinda bad for you right now.

Hungry Mother said...

Good story. I love people who buy expensive cars and then plaster them with 50 cent bumper stickers. My favorite is "My sister is a bitch, too." Good way to use an expensive car.

Mike said...

I was just going to ask you how you knew about MI's incident, but I see she's already been here.