Monday, February 9, 2009

Where am I? Who are you?

Jogging. A car approaching. Barking, snarling dogs. I...just...can't remember. It'sallablur. My god, what happened...where am I?

The last thing I remember is

And then I heard a car, a screech of tires, a thud. I was flying. I was looking at the sky. It's full of stars.

And then...and then the sound of a snarling, angry animal. I remember suddenly being attacked by an angry animal. It was...a

No, that's not right. It was a...

No. I don't think so.

YES! One of those.

And then it all went dark and I remember hearing voices and it seemed like a dream...

...But it wasn't a dream -- it was a place. And you -- and you -- and you -- and you were there. But you couldn't have been, could you? No, Aunt Em -- this was a real, truly live place. And I remember that some of it wasn't very nice...but most of it was beautiful. But just the same, all I kept saying to everybody was, I want to go home. *

And then I started to wake up. I was lying on a hard surface and I couldn't move my arms or legs. My face was covered with a blindfold. I heard screaming. A woman's voice. She kept saying "WAKE UP AND BLOG SOMETHING!!! BLOG SOMETHING DAMN YOU!!!" And then there was water on my face...and I couldn't breathe. I was struggling, trying to make it stop.

The blindfold shifted and I thought I caught a glimpse of isn't very clear but it looked like...beads?

I don't know. I can't be sure. I lost consciousness after that. The next thing I remember is waking up here. In front of the computer with my Blogger account open.

Man. That was crazy. Maybe I ought to lay off the spicy food before bed.

So, what's going on around here? How's everybody been?

*For some unexplained reason I started channeling Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz.


Malach the Merciless said...

MMMMkay Kyle Drugs are bad!

Bruce, a work in progress said...

Hello there Mal. I would say that it's all a matter of your point of view.

Kitty said...

Bruce, you look ridiculous in that blue gingham dress ... I think you should take it off right now ;-) x

PS It's fab to see you back. x

Bruce, a work in progress said...

Kitty, you strumpet! We haven't spoken in I don't know how long and the first thing you do is try to get me out of my clothes. How very forward of you. That's something I'd expect from MI.

I missed you doll.

Vicki said...

Dude you've been missed. Glad to see you back and you should share you know. ;)

Malicious Intent said...

Ok, I can burn those photos now that you have complied and posted. Where did ya get the photo of the hot chicks breasts and boobs?

You leave us like that again for that long, and I will be forced to get really really ugly. You don't want M.I. getting all ugly on your ass now do you? Look at all of those folks above you left hanging and wondering and worrying! And don't tell me your are busy, because you are like the rest of us, no money to go anywhere, so might as well blog!

Nice to see you back BRAM.

Liza said...

Welcome back Bruce! I was worried that you were never going to wake up from you jogging dream.

Malicious Intent said...

Beatings, there will be are slacking!

Bruce, a work in progress said...

Beatings? You know how well I respond to positive reinforcement.